Give the English Channel to the French

For any number of reasons, the English Channel seems to be on the news quite a lot and never in a good way. I’d like to suggest we get rid of it.

It’s not that big and it’s wasted on the people in England, so why don’t they give it to the French.

Everything French is so much classier. Can a nation that eats sandwiches at their desk for lunch really be trusted with a global waterway? Of course not. Give it to the people who spend two hours in conversation at a table while eating lunch and then take so long to say their farewells that dinner time fast approaches and you might as well just stay. It would be rude not to.

I’m surprised that Chief Accountant and Ambassador for Great British Dentistry, Farage hasn’t proposed it as a key policy plank yet. Just think about it, then he’d get to be raicist and stir up hatred against refugees AND blame the French. Surely that’s a perfect stormfor Clacton’s half-Mosley.