Beware of cynicism dressed up as wisdom
Vol. III · Est. 2023 · Price: 5½p where sold
The Doonhamer
The scribes, scoundrels & raconteurs behind every dispatch
Bringing you the latest from Portknockie and the surrounding roon aboot. It'll seen be time for yer lang drars an gansey.
"I don't bloody well think so!"
Old raver fae the first summer o luv. See you, a love you. #JAM Jumblified Ancients of Morrison's.
Over friendly Glaswegian in witness protection for calling Christopher Brookmyre and Val McDermid’s band a load a shite. Social media addict. Contributor to Life On The Run.
"NO! I'm asparagus"
Home-schooled, mild-mannered, eccentric
No vole left behind.
The lyrical physic. Gimme an ailment, I'll sing you a cure.
Intrepid time traveller. I travel through time so you dinnae have tae ... and tae be honest, I've got a wee bit spare time oan ma hands.
Master plumber. DIY tipster, Aye, I'll be roond next week.
Covering the most inflammatory stories in toon if ma knees are up tae it.
Nature correspondent for The Doonhamer. If you’re at The Caul, so am I probably. My wellies bring boys to the yard. Have you seen the size o ma zoom lens?
Keen heritage observer. Bus Nerd. Likes pooping. That's no me in the logo. I'll sue if say it is.
Vox Populi iuxta meum editorem. Setting the bar for the high standards of investigative journalism in Dumfries.
Mibbe am are, mibbe am urnae. Who's askin?
Professional drag and cabaret artiste with a passion for caravanning. Available for all your caravan based entertainment needs ;-)
Crypto and recipes.
Am dippit, but up for anything.
Ah jist think it's an awfy shame. Div ye nae think it's an awfy shame?
What total waste! Load a shite. I'll be sendin a FOI request forthwith.
Political hobbyist
If only one had been born 300 years earlier. Venerable architecture commentator. I put the quill into coquillage.
"I'll kick yer erse" Y'll find me doon the dojo kickin young gulls arses intae shape. Preppin for the end of gulls!
This Amisfield life (is the life for me). Exploring this new form of the wireless.
Hiv ye seen whit the cooncil are up tae noo? Jeezohs.
Eternal optimist. Let's try and find out what happens.
If God had wanted people to walk into town he would have given them legs.
Winner of the "Loveliest Fallow Deer" award, 1987. Wee Boaby keeps his hoof on the pulse of all things agricultural and open spaces related. Hay muncher.
