New time check service

Ever since the great chippy disaster of 2032 when the Midsteeple slid down over the plainstanes, leaving some less than plain stains, and crashing into New Look with disastrous consequences, Doonhamers have been struggling to know the time.

Now that our most visible clock is gone, or will be gone if you’re reading this in the present day, I’ve been lobbying the editor to step up and fill this horological gap. I also have a vested interest as I need to be able to focus on a clockface in order to conduct my time travels.

So anyways, The Hamester has come up with this solution so that no matter where you are you can check the time using The Doonhamer’s new international time check service.

Take that, Speaking Clock.