Steven Seagull
“I’ll kick yer erse” Y’ll find me doon the dojo kickin young gulls arses intae shape. Preppin for the end of gulls!
Giant snake spotted in the skies over Dumfries
- 25 Jul, 2026
- Steven Seagull
- Mind Droppings
Energency switchboards were overwhelmed yesterday when a giant snake eating it own tail and an exploding head emoji were seen in cloud form over the town. According to our time travelling historian correspondent, Harry Lodge and local...