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Loose Bae

Loose Bae

Professional drag and cabaret artiste with a passion for caravanning. For all your caravan based entertainment needs ;-)

Don't skip the sunscreen

Skipping man, O skipping man Do you know you have a fan? Please don’t be so hard on yourself And cover your arms, or you’ll get more than a tan. Basal cell carcinoma, or mibbe a wee melanoma. Skin...

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Keepin it weird

I saw you on the Sands; our eyes connected. You in your purple and aqua tracksuit break-dancing for Jesus, me heading to Crazy Cuts to post something for eBay - BTW why is there no proper post office...

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