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Hustlers and fiddlers

Reading the dictionary the other day - as you do - I came across a phrase that was new to me.

“Bunnet Hustler”

According to the Collins Dictionary, and I’m simplifying here … a Bunnet Hustler is a middle class person that regularly refers to their working class roots and trys to affect a working class persona. It seems to be a form of code switching that rubs some folk up the wrong way.

It got me thinking and I came up with my own variation.

“Bunnet Fiddler”

According the The Hamester’s Rattle Bag of wisdom, a Bunnet Fiddler is adjacent to a Bunnet Hustler, with one exception; the subject is different. A bunnet fiddler is a middle class person obsessed with someone else’s working class roots and feasting off of those. I suppose it can be heaped in with class tourism and class tourists.

Anyway, hopefully it’ll appear in dictionaries, long after I’ve gone. If they still exist.

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