Scone Watch
Public service announcements about the dangers of scones, coverage of scone induced accidents and under cover stories exposing sugar pushers. But who's watching the scone watchers?
DGRI prepares for increase in scone-related injuries during the heatwave
- 12 Jul, 2026
- The Hamester
- Scone Watch
In the face of rising pressure and temperatures, Spokesperson for the hospital, Ima No-Well, assured authorities in a press conference that while it’s inevitable that admissions due to scone intake during a heatwave would increase, a crack...
Let there be light
- 30 Jan, 2026
- The Hamester
- Scone Watch
Dear Doonhamers, have you heard of electricity? Have you tried it yet? Well whether you're a keen user of electricity or just electro-curious, the power of electricity was unavoidable to most Doonhamers today. At specifically approximately...