Beware of cynicism dressed up as wisdom

Vol. III · Est. 2023 · Price: 5½p where sold

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Potholes Are Just Friends You Haven't Met Yet

Chegwin Bronsmore's take on the world. 'Always have a bandage with you, just in case you need an emergency cup of tea.'

Read to the end, there is a joke. Promise

So I was on the 501 from Castle Douglas to Dumfries on Saturday, a pleasant enough trip with what felt like an unnecessary deviation via Dalbeattie. Is there ever a good reason to go to Dalbeattie? Anyway, I digress. The bus was quite busy...

Ode tae cycling on the low road

The braes aroon Shambellie are Sae steep they mak ye cower But I'd rather hae a heart attack Than some daft lad run me ower On the A710.

Free parking

I don't know why there's such a fuss about parking in Dumfries. There's loads of free parking in convenient places. And of course, if your bike has a stand you can park pretty much anywhere. Be considerate. Enjoy the freedom.

What equipment do I need to start cycling?

Many people have written to the Doonhamer at our invisible address below, asking what they need to get started cycling. Here's out comprehensive breakdown. A bike A lock Lights and reflectors But what about clothing I hear you ask? Yes,...