Mind Droppings
Pain is an attitude, scones are on discount at Iceland.
Giant snake spotted in the skies over Dumfries
- 25 Jul, 2026
- Steven Seagull
- Mind Droppings
Energency switchboards were overwhelmed yesterday when a giant snake eating it own tail and an exploding head emoji were seen in cloud form over the town. According to our time travelling historian correspondent, Harry Lodge and local...
The odd tale of Ben D Wullie
- 08 Apr, 2024
- Ben D. Wullie
- Mind Droppings
Aw man, uv been meanin tae tell ye aw about whit haipint t’me thitherday. Uv been on a 50 year trip ... ah'd been hallucinating oan this slice o Slimcea and cold meat wi the funny face on it. Ah woke up by the fountain. It's been...
SplatGPT. One wee step for gull-kind
- 21 Nov, 2023
- Jonathan Lincluden Seagull
- Mind Droppings
We've been trying out the latest version of SplatGPT and it is superb. After a hard day raiding Iceland and nicking chips off numpties I often fly to the top of a building and put out a long call to my cousin, Steven Seagull, to see what...