Mind Droppings
Pain is an attitude, scones are on discount at Iceland.
Giant snake spotted in the skies over Dumfries
- 25 Jul, 2026
- Steven Seagull
- Mind Droppings
Emergency switchboards were overwhelmed yesterday when a giant snake eating it own tail and an exploding head emoji were seen in cloud-form over the town. According to our time travelling historian correspondent, Harry Lodge and local...
The odd tale of Ben D Wullie
- 08 Apr, 2024
- Ben D. Wullie
- Mind Droppings
Aw man, uv been meanin tae tell ye aw about whit haipint t’me thitherday. Uv been on a 50 year trip ... ah'd been hallucinating oan this slice o Slimcea and cold meat wi the funny face on it. Ah woke up by the fountain. It's been...
SplatGPT. One wee step for gull-kind
- 21 Nov, 2023
- Jonathan Lincluden Seagull
- Mind Droppings
We've been trying out the latest version of SplatGPT and it is superb. After a hard day raiding Iceland and nicking chips off numpties I often fly to the top of a building and put out a long call to my cousin, Steven Seagull, to see what...