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Before I sputter out

Hello Mr Hamester and what can I help you with today? Lumbago I’ll wager?

Life is hard
And so am I
You’d better give me something
So I don’t die
Novocaine
For the soul
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Life is white
And I am black
Jesus and his lawyer
Are coming back
Oh, my darling
Will you be here?
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Guess who’s living here
With the great undead?
This paint-by-numbers life
Is fucking with my head
Once again
Life is good
And I feel great
‘Cause mother says I was
A great mistake
Novocaine
For the soul
You’d better give me something
To fill the hole
Before I sputter out

Right you are, sounds like a touch of the cold is it? Here’s a wee prescription for some aspirin.

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