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Beware of cynicism dressed up as wisdom

Vol. III · Est. 2023 · Price: 5½p where sold

Letter From Amisfield

Voter special

By Teri Casiokola·AMISFIELD, 11th April 2026

Postal vote forms will waft through letterboxes this week for those that registered for one. In the eyes of many parties that’s the “It’s all over” point because of the increasing number of postal voters. You can’t convince someone to vote for you if you’ve already voted.

But I say bollocks to that, you still have time to register to vote in person. If you still haven’t registered to vote in the May 7 Scottish Elections you have until midnight on April 20th to register so get to it!

https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

It’s not for me to tell you how to vote, just make sure you do or you can’t moan about the result.

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