Scones · The Doonhamer

Farmers predict bumper scone harvest in 2026

Yesterday's NFU announcement of a bumper scone crop spurred me on to do some more research about the origins of the scone. There's no shortage of coverage on the health impacts and the growing range of diseases caused by this strang...

DGRI prepares for increase in scone-related injuries during the heatwave

In the face of rising pressure and temperatures, Spokesperson for the hospital, Ima No-Well, assured authorities in a press conference that while it’s inevitable that admissions due to scone intake during a heatwave would increase, a crack...

Let there be light

Dear Doonhamers, have you heard of electricity? Have you tried it yet? Well whether you're a keen user of electricity or just electro-curious, the power of electricity was unavoidable to most Doonhamers today. At specifically approximately...